GCD Celebrates Award Winning April Fools Joke with Crappy Pizza from That Place No One Likes

We here at The Global Cooldown are pleased to announce that our first ever April Fools' joke is now our first ever AWARD WINNING April Fools' joke. Check it out:

While we are very much excited about this achievement, we felt entitled to it, especially after putting in about an hour of work into the ruse. Knowing the only way to be recognized for our extraordinarily mediocre writing was to form the award committee ourselves, it still would have been a huge disappointment not to win. Also worthy to note is that we smashed our daily website hits record, climbing well into the 200s if you count the times we refreshed the front page ourselves.

As a thank you to all our readers, we have ordered pizza for our entire staff. It's the least we can do for everyone who has given us their support these past twenty years days. Please help us spread the word about The Global Cooldown so maybe we can add some soda and napkins to our next office pizza party!

Shitty pizza for a shitty job
well done